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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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