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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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