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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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