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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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