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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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