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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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