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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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