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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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