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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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