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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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