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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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