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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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