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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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