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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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