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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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