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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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