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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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