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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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