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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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