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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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