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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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