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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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