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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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