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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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