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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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