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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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