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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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