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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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