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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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