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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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