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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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