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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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