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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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