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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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