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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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