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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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