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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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