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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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