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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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