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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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