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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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