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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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