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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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