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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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