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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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