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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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