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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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