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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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