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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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