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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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