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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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