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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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