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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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