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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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