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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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