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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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