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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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