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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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