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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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