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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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