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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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