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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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